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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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Welcome to Food Crimes! This community is here to collect all and any post about cursed food and generally unusual consumables.

Right now, here’s the rules:

  1. Posts must include an image or video containing food or drink.
  2. It must be unusual or cursed in some way. a. For example, something like Doritos Milk would be unusual, but normal milk would not.
  3. No AI posts whatsoever, and any images that were altered (Ex: Photoshop, Gimp) need to be tagged.

How to tag: To tag your posts, please prepend or append the tag name inside square brackets. For example,[OC] Foo bar baz or foo bar baz [Meta] would be acceptable. Multiple tags will require separate pairs of brackets, like so: [Edited][OC] foo bar baz

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I dunno. How much Elmer's glue is in this?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Lots, the blue gel kind, as a binding agent.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Fun fact: there's some scientific evidence that painkillers actually do reduce emotional pain in addition to reducing physical pain.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

I remember reading that. But I retroactively wonder how much of that is jut the culture of junk, pop science that doesn’t actually mean shit.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Honestly, medicated ice cream sounds pretty awesome.

Or is this ibuprofen-flavored ice cream? Because that sounds significantly less awesome.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

prescription ice cream!!!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

the perfect dessert after a dinner of NyQuil chicken.