- burn down own house
- wait for city to condemn it
- squat in burned rubble
- claim squatter’s rights, free house!
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What a long way to say "repossession"
And here we are paying money like suckers
Not that they'll ever say that's the goal. It's the system that's not working right. If I just put enough of this document into uppercase with the right combination of words written in red ink, surely this time it'll work!
You need the handwritten note in red marker at a 45° angle that says, "This contract is voided"
I knew I forgot something. This is why I'm not cut out to be a sovcit.
It is legit. Here are the steps:
- Stop paying mortgage
- Bank forecloses and takes possession of the house
- Get evicted
- Mortgage gone
Even then, it depends on the state and whether you have positive equity.
Step 1: Sell your house.
Move into a van down by the river.
“Say these magic words exactly the right way, and they’ll have no choice but to give you a house for free”
"Yes Mister senator, of course I'll give your campaign money in exchange for a new law helping the business I'm starting" would work even better.