this post was submitted on 23 May 2024
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

There's only one bear I would have as a pet..

Red panda.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

From what I've heard they're basically like a dog with opposable thumbs, which sounds like an awful pet.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

Well, it's fucked up for them that the bipedes made up of delicious meat have guns...

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Polar bears look closer to how a giant killing machine is supposed to look.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 5 months ago

Feeling cute, might eviscerate later!

[–] [email protected] 30 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Well, they won't kill you right away... They'll toy with you for a while then kill you.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Oh, if you're particular to the white ones, it's the -40° that'll kill you. Not the bear.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

I got another one:

The -40° acute angle of your neck

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

Yeah... the -40° and the opened abdomen

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