There's only one bear I would have as a pet..
Red panda.
this post was submitted on 23 May 2024
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From what I've heard they're basically like a dog with opposable thumbs, which sounds like an awful pet.
Well, it's fucked up for them that the bipedes made up of delicious meat have guns...
Polar bears look closer to how a giant killing machine is supposed to look.
Feeling cute, might eviscerate later!
Can I pet that dog?
Only once.
Well, they won't kill you right away... They'll toy with you for a while then kill you.
Worth it.
Oh, if you're particular to the white ones, it's the -40° that'll kill you. Not the bear.
I got another one:
The -40° acute angle of your neck
celsius or fahrenheit?
Both
Yes
Yeah... the -40° and the opened abdomen
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