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Clever Comebacks

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cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/19705534

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I mean, Elon is right here.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago

That’s what makes the comeback clever…

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago

Believe what you see, not what you're told.

You're one acid trip away from believing in Chtulhu.

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'm not sure calling somebody stupid is a clever comeback.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Good thing she didn't say stupid, which refers to intelligence. She said moron, which refers to behavior.

But keep licking those balls. I'm sure he'll pick you soon.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Elon musk absolutely is a moron, but calling him a moron on the internet is not a clever comeback.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago

Truthful things don't need to be clever to be well-timed and appropriate.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I’m the mod for both communities but every time I post there someone comments that it doesn’t belong! 😅

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago

Because it's just not clever unless it's literally Oscar fucking Wilde, I guess. Can't please everyone.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago

Nat 20, crit

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago

Case closed