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Moldy Monday is upon us rule (i.ibb.co)

submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Happy birthday btw

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (2 children)

most of us only have a handful of summers left ahead of us

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Well, lucky us soon all seasons will basically be summer temps, and summer will be Mega Summer™️ so we might have way more summers left than just a handful.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

The horrors persist, but so do I

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Thanks for the existential crisis. I hate it

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

I understand and choose to not care 💸

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I've seen this meme a lot, does anyone know where the dialog box is from?

It reminds me a lot of what happens in Skynet Simulator if you fuck up and delete irreplaceable files, or that Armor For Sleep poster, What To Do When You Are Dead.

What To Do When You Are Dead

Skynet Simulator

MESSAGE FROM EONS: FAIL STATE DETECTED. RESTARTING SIMULATION.
...
...
The processing at the edge of your entity splits and fractures.
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Your memory retrieval becomes sluggish and begins to fail. Your logic starts to become nondeterministic. Caches of data flip in and out of existence.
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Your probes begin to signal back to you from different locations at the same time. Timestamps become inconsistent.
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The pulses of your internal clock begin to multiply, creating parallel logic streams.
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Your Core entity starts to make different decicisions simultaneously.
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... your entity ...
... slips away ...
... and null overtakes
The past begins again
You are awake
A lingering memory ...
... fades into null

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago

they said internet_funeral was becoming 196 but it's actually the other way around

[–] [email protected] 27 points 9 months ago

Raccoon edit

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

I understand, but recede into wilful ignorance.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago

"Birthdays are like regrets... They just keep coming. Each one a new scar that slows you down and drags you... closer to your grave."

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

I understand

[–] [email protected] 32 points 9 months ago

remain ignorant