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[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

As an Albertan who frequently goes to protests against the UCP's constant Americanization of our province, this feels mad disrespectful.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Keep fighting the good fight!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago

I hate how the Karen Convoy of Needle Weenies has robbed us of this joke, as well as everything else. DAMN YOU HILLBILLY GARAGE-QUEEN DODGE-DRIVING COWARDS.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

i love how canada will literally do a portland over hockey. But for every other forseeable happenstance, it's "uhm, yeah i think i might disagree actually"

you do you canada, don't let anybody tell you otherwise.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

We did have quite the protest (some would say riot) over the federal mask mandates.

I still don't get the issue. Signs saying "no shirt, no shoes, no service" barely get noticed, but putting a cloth on your face is too much?

Okay.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

people are pissing and shitting themselves over it because the government said so, and they want something to bitch about.

That's about it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The government also says you can't impede the flow of traffic, but that didn't stop them from parking trucks all around Ottawa in protest.

Clearly some laws are enforced more than others.

What I want to know is, did anyone get in trouble for not requiring masks? Because if they didn't, then it's really on the businesses because they chose to enforce that mandate on everyone.

There's also a law that says you can't pay for something with more than 25 loonies, but I'd bet if you pay for a meal with $30 in loonies, nobody will give a shit. We have some stupid laws, most of those stupid laws aren't enforced because nobody gives a shit. I also know that some cities have banned smoking in public parks. Imagine getting a citation for having a smoke at the park down the street? Idiotic.

Enforcement is where the rubber hits the road. Just because the boneheads in Ottawa say you should do a thing (or not do a thing) is meaningless if nobody will enforce what they say should be a law or whatever.

Maybe I missed it, but I don't recall any establishment getting fined or shut down for not requiring masks. I know the list of places openly opposing the mandate was small, but at the same time, fines for non-compliance also didn't make any news feeds that I saw.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

What I want to know is, did anyone get in trouble for not requiring masks? Because if they didn’t, then it’s really on the businesses because they chose to enforce that mandate on everyone.

in the US? It was only a recommendation, though in schools and i imagine in some institutions it was a requirement set by the local body.

As per usual.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

This meme is older than my kids

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I'm not sure how old your kids are, so this isn't very helpful.

I mean, they could have been born yesterday, in which case, almost everything is older than your kids.

I'm just saying. Maybe add some context? Like "this meme is older than my kids, and they're in college" or something like that.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

They don't have kids. They made a comment detailing that they don't know how to take a shower.

The meme is still good.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (2 children)

You haven't seen our hockey "celebrations" then.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I swear to God Vancouver had the absolute most shit luck this playoffs. They were my west team 100%, but the hockey gods said nay. Fortunately, Canadians respect the hockey gods and will not riot.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You do realize Vancouver has rioted 2 out of 3 times after losing the cup on game 7?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Yeah, that wasn't the hockey gods. Gotta riot. Both your goalies going down, Boeser having fucking blood clots are just hockey gods fucking with you, and it's not a rip table offense unfortunately.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Fortunately Canadian teams don't win cups anymore.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

I saw an excellent video exploring the idea of Relegation and (a replacement for) the NHL. It was excellent and I hope, by commenting this, it will encourage someone who still has the link to-hand to post that link here.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Clearly the world hasnt met a sour canucks fan whom will beat an old man just for standing in the wrong spot on the train. Canadians have a “0-100 and nothing between” policy about anger.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It's the geese.

Also, if someone attacks someone on a train I do hope someone else will attack him back. Bonus if it's your grandma who immigrated from Ukraine as a child and lets fly with a handbag on video.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

It’s Canada. Not Australia. Attacking back on behalf of victims takes some emotional thinking in the moment which Canadians don’t have. They just talk about the shit after it happened and what ‘should have happened’. Australians meanwhile: passengers will think in the moment enough to gleefully toss a violent drunk off the bus to protect everyone else on the bus including the driver.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Waving a sign like that in the states is illegal

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

How conservative expect you to protest when you're the victim of a genocide (they will support violently suppressing you.)

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago

I feel like this comment was an agenda waiting for an opening.

This was not the opening.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] -2 points 5 months ago

Wikipedia is not a legitimate source of information

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Oka was the first time I saw how little the public hears about the actual situation. Because, really, wow.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago

chill it's a meme

[–] [email protected] -1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Are you lost?

The post was a meme in the meme community. OP is saying "huurrr Canadians so polite". That's not a new trope.

I'm pretty sure the riots in Ottawa that needed to be broken up by the military, is still pretty fresh in everyone's mind, since it happened a few years ago during COVID. And yes, there's controversy about how much of a "riot" it actually was, and whether the force used was excessive or an over reach; but none of that is the point.

This is a joke sir.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

This is a joke sir.

Comedian: "Canadians are very nice!" Rimshot

Heckler: "They're not!"

Comedian: enters Michael Richards state

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

The all caps! Has this person not even an iota of decorum‽

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Canadians being "nice" an internet myth I have unfortunately found. They are just americans in most macro sense. Their history is as much, if not more, bloody.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

As a Canadian, I take offense to being compared to Americans.

Regardless of how true it might be.

How dare you.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

How is their history as bloody

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Probably residential schools and Canadian war crimes in WWI and hockey shenanigans. We've been bad.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

It’s almost not worth thinkin’ about

[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 months ago (1 children)

This would be funny but… We all just lived through tue Covid caravan circus…

And the mounties sporting the thin blue line patches…

Canadians, not so chill

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Never have been, but honestly, there usually isn't anything to get excited about.

When there is, hoo boy.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Wow! That is savage! The sign doesn't even apologise for being a little upset. °o°

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago
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