As a coffee enthusiast and probably a part-time barista some time in the future, I love how baristas are the most pretentious humans people can think of
this post was submitted on 20 May 2024
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thank you fellow human. this commentary actually made me feel more connected to humanity.
signed, a guy in portland
I mean if you give a barista a hard time in conversation, what are they going to do besides consider you a fucking weirdo?
"that's so art deco" "I'LL KILL YOU FOR THIS"
if you act weird people will stop talking to you, welcome to this world
can confirm, you can just say things, and nobody will ask you any questions.
It's the weirdest fucking thing ever.
Often times that's because the topic being discussed is something uninteresting enough that I'd rather just smile and nod instead of admit I don't know what an art deco is. I pretend I know what people are talking about just so they'll shut up sooner. The sooner the conversation ends the sooner I can stop pretending to be interested in art decos.
this is one of my biggest peeves of social interaction honestly. just the shit where people constantly say "yup, uh huh. mhm"
Sometimes it's also just funny to agree with shit you don't understand. So that's fair tbh.
Why did you think no one would ask you a question? Also just curious, what did you have for breakfast?
because i've done it before. You can just go out in public and start screaming, nobody will do anything the vast majority of time.
I don't eat breakfast.
Makes sense. Thank you for sharing
Sorry, what?
The art deco period was a period of huge drug taking because it was before drugs were so restricted.
I was only half-listening to that.
That sounds so plausible, I don't even know anymore whether or not there's sarcasm involved in this thread.
You Zarkin' Frood!
How very covalent of you!
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