this post was submitted on 19 May 2024
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

That's the kind of English I would expect from somebody who plays fucking Roblox.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

My classmate showed the original to me a couple days ago and we've been saying this shit non-stop to each other. I thought I could finally forget about it

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Oh ok, thanks. I thought it was a meme or something.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

Deez peanuts

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Hammer fight

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Coach Z has had it rough since the sun set on the golden age of flash animation.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

You're in my brain

[–] [email protected] 116 points 6 months ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Looks like something out of a cowboy bebop episode

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

Read this in clone high jfk's voice

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

What’s the best tool for making beautiful art like this?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

This is the way

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Crossstitch it, put it on the wall

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

Bro you could sell that shit on Etsy, easy

[–] [email protected] 99 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Thank you I am actually dumber for having read that.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago

The lost IQ appears to have translated into uptoots

[–] [email protected] 37 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

“Mission Accomplished”

- OP probably

[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 months ago