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[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (2 children)

The West has some sort of trauma with bears

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

And they'll fear them again in due time, just you wait comrades.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Arctotherium delayed migration to North America, as for modern times, it should be obvious lmao.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

hexbear-shining

Death to America

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Literally me

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Love that Paul Bearer is in here!

A picture of wrestling manager called Paul Bearer. He is holding an urn and yelling towards the screen.

Ohhhhh yesssss

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago

Bears (Three Bears)

bro those weren't villains, those were victims of a home invasion

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago (3 children)

My favorite bit of bear lore is the etymology of the word "bear"

spoilerThe English word "bear" comes from Old English bera and belongs to a family of names for the bear in Germanic languages, such as Swedish björn, also used as a first name. This form is conventionally said to be related to a Proto-Indo-European word for "brown", so that "bear" would mean "the brown one".[1][2] However, Ringe notes that while this etymology is semantically plausible, a word meaning "brown" of this form cannot be found in Proto-Indo-European. He suggests instead that "bear" is from the Proto-Indo-European word *ǵʰwḗr- ~ *ǵʰwér "wild animal".[3] This terminology for the animal originated as a taboo avoidance term: proto-Germanic tribes replaced their original word for bear—arkto—with this euphemistic expression out of fear that speaking the animal's true name might cause it to appear.[4][5] According to author Ralph Keyes, this is the oldest known euphemis

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

This terminology for the animal originated as a taboo avoidance term: proto-Germanic tribes replaced their original word for bear—arkto—with this euphemistic expression out of fear that speaking the animal’s true name might cause it to appear

Omg seabear

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

What Arctotherium and Cave Bear encounters can do to mfs💀

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

Same thing in Slavic languages, but they replaced arkto with ~~"the one who knows where the honey is", medved (med = honey, ved = knowledge)~~ "honey eater", thank you for correcting comrades!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Erm, ackshually Wiktionary says that's a false etymology.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Thank for correcting bigbigchungus! I thought it's honey-knower my whole life

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Huh, I thought it was more akin to "honey eater"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

It literally means honey eater

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Can't believe they forgot literally 2 most famous and obvious ones💀