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[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

Jesus, because aliens. Got it

[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 months ago

So do I. It's just news because this guy throws a ball real good?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Mos Definitely

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Religion is the opium for the masses. Nothing new here, really.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

What’s the difference? Serious question.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Opiates include artificially lab-constructed products that are based off of the opium that comes from poppies.

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[–] [email protected] 167 points 5 months ago (3 children)

So... in reading the article, it seems he suggest the government is using religion to manipulate people into forgetting about all the aliens they're hiding.

So, not so much with the sanity.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 months ago

This should absolutely be the top comment. Holy shit, Rodgers is such a fucking moron

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago

It did seem like a reasonable statement until the article summed up the stupid.

[–] [email protected] 75 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Whew! For a second there, I was worried that I agreed with Aaron Rogers.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

...and the government could be hiding the existence of alien life because it would change the way people view religion and threaten this control.

I feel like the headline was leaving out the main idea he was getting at.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

He's not wrong about that.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

I mean fucking duh. But honestly who gives af what he has to sy?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

Even a broken clock is right twice a day...

[–] [email protected] 48 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (3 children)

Kinda surprised that something sane tumbled out of his mouth.

edit: apparently, it wasn't as sane as the headline made it sound, lol

[–] [email protected] 32 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It wasn't actually sane. It was batshit crazy. The headline was really working overtime to tone it down into a rational thought.

“That gets in the whole other idea about religion being as a way to control people, control thought maybe, which is pretty wild. But disclosure, I think needs to happen. It’s going to be interesting to see how it happens, where it happens.

“But in my space where I’m at, where I do a lot of plant medicine, the veils between worlds and dimensions gets very thin. So the idea of seeing other entities, seeing angelic type of beings and demonic type beings is very normal. And the idea that there’s a demonic aspect to the UIP phenomenon, I think is very It’s plausible and interesting.”

[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 months ago

I stand corrected

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago (4 children)

A broken clock is right twice a day

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

He's actually worse than a broken clock. Even twice a day when he manages to be right, he's wrong - because he's so phenomenally stupid.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)

But he isn’t right nearly that often, lol

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

He has managed not to expose himself to any reporters, so far. For whatever that’s worth.

I guess that means he’s still outperforming his predecessor, but… wtf.. Green Bay? That’s twice?

Kinda makes you wonder what fuckery Fields will bring to the table.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago

[insert always has been meme here]

[–] [email protected] 74 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Ric Romero reporting from the No Shit Sherlock Institute...

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Thanks Ric! And now, Kelly Andrews with the weather. How's global warming going, Kelly?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago (1 children)
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