I need you to design an apology to the entire human species.
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Let me get my pinking shears.
Apparently, the workers installed the countertop on top of the sink when the owner was not at home, and the wife signed the documents accepting the work.
The dude had to cut holes with improvised tools.
This is my version of what happened.
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Some hipster design shit right there.
It's rustic really.
My guess is that they followed the manual, skipping a few steps, glued the sink before cutting, panicked and then voilà.
If it works, it works 🤷
I'm more fascinated by the countertop. Although thin and probably composite rather than natural stone, it's still stone and that can get really expensive. It might honestly get more expensive to do this and fix it later than just do it right from the getgo.
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If home improvements was a mental illness
But the tap is perfect
It’s got that rustic look to it.
Oh fuck. It's not even particle board. Get out the grinder
Yeah that makes sense - at first I thought it was vinyl, but the huge cutting lines sorta look like a grinder being driven by anger and frustration
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Jesus Christ. Was there a shortage at the template factory or what?
@BonesOfTheMoon wait, this isn’t a SovCit post!
Thought I'd try something new. I always have more sovcits though.
Those are my favorites on the fediverse so far, but this is also funny, so keep branching out!
Well, DIWhy you holding out on us?!
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