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[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

Is she going to kiss the boo boo away at a certain point?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago

I'd block if they responded with a fucking minion

[–] [email protected] 32 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Are both of his arms broken or something?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I understood that reference

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Limp at his side.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 months ago (1 children)

My immediate reaction is horny but the more I read it, the less it makes sense grammatically.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Yes, as she's a mother, I expect more from her

[–] [email protected] 37 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 27 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I’m sure there’s lots of good boys who would love your attention

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago

I mean me as the good boy

[–] [email protected] 53 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 36 points 6 months ago (3 children)

I'm sitting in the toilet right now so that would make things awkward.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Most people sit on the toilet, but this is a judgement free zone

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

That's why the stroking would be awkward.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Neat username

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago

Thanks for the information