why not stuff a pineapple with pizza itself? does it kill god? does it change the worlds polarity? does Italy disappear completely?
this post was submitted on 18 May 2024
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Pizza pineapple. It's pineapple with pizza.
I see nothing wrong here.
Y’all told me dessert pizza was a legit concept, why shouldn’t it be allowed to have pineapple on it?
I don't understand the scale of this picture. It looks like a cooked lunchables pizza with standard pineapple chunks, but then a whole sink in the background makes it look too big to be that. What kind of pizza is this, is it bigger than I thought, and those huge pieces of pineapple, is that sink tiny?
I've seen personal to full-size frozen pizzas that look like this. The sort that's designed to go in a toaster oven or even the microwave. Usually tastes like soggy cardboard, and is surely a greater crime against food than pineapple toppings are.
Looks like a whole pineapple sliced and cut in quaters, about the right size for that.
And the small sink, could be caused by foreshortening.
Wouldn't worry, would shrink when baked.
The real crime is the crust sitting on that moist ass drainboard instead of a plate
The real real crime is that they probably just took this photo for some low effort lulz and then threw the whole thing away.