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submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 
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[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago

Now I kinda want to see a "This meeting could have been a..." alignment chart.

This meeting could have been an email - Lawful Good

This meeting could have been rescheduled - Chaotic Good

This meeting could have been a potluck - Neutral Good

This meeting could have been a series of consecutive meetings - Lawful Evil

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago

This meeting could have been a Slurpee and a suck off behind the 7-11.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

is the bear wearing a hat?

edit: is that a tree? Why is there only one tree, and why is it behind the bear?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Pretty sure that is a honey badger.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

ah you know what, you're totally right, it's definitely a honey badger, i just couldn't immediately tell because of the art style lol.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

from my understanding they have rather short tails, and unless bears are a lot more like polar bears in the sense that they don't have any fucking bones apparently, that seems a little out of proportion to me.

this could be based off of a real image, idk.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

it adds to the shittiness

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago

People these days underestimate the power of consensual violence

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I think I'd choose the meeting over the bear.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Pretty sure that's a honey badger

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

I think that was a joke about women choosing to meet a bear over a man in the forest

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Oh, I see. I thought it was a bear with a wintry forest as a hat.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

It doesn't give a shit. (The honey badger that is)

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Thank you, I didn't know it. I got the image from my sister

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Yeah but... why does it have a mute icon? I want to hear this painting!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Because someone screen capped it from Instagram, and for some reason static images need to be videos with a random song playing.