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[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

It is so funny to me that people talk about how racist dogs are for human races. I feel that there should be a separate word for that, perhaps cross species racism? Idk

My dog is also a racist because he has been bitten by a pitbull once. If any pitbull comes into view he goes berserk.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

my dog is racist.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

But I want to pee on the couch >:(

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Dogs can be racist especially if thier owner is one. But I seen dogs do it naturally too.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Bark at everyone in shorts just in case they're a postman.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

No existential crisis in the middle of the day

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

My dog is sexist though. She hates female dogs unless they're puppies. She's female btw.

xAlright, I know she's just being territorial but joke

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Damn internalized misogyny. She sounds like a bitch.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

There’s a classic Sam Fuller (B movie king) film called White Dog about a racist dog. Actually a pretty good movie

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I can manage 1, 3 and 4. Is that okay?

(Also 'boy' is presumed gender-agnostic here, as 'man' frequently in older English)

[–] [email protected] 35 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Dogs can be racist.

Source: had a racist dog once. I don't know where he got it from because it wasn't me.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

From what I've heard, dogs have problems seeing the relatively low contrasts in darker faces and that freaks them out.

... Or they're just absolutely racist.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

My friend has a dog who once had a black man accidentally step on his paw. Not sure if he hated black people before but to this day he still hates all black people he encounters.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

Can testify to this too

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

and get killed by Kristi Noem?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

become ~~ungovernable~~ untrainable

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

I guess I can do it. It doesn't sound too complicated 😀

[–] [email protected] 51 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Dogs actually can be racist, they're just not in a position to do bad things with their prejudices.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Like biting children?

Have seen that. Dog gets usually petted by white children and usually teased by Asian children - learns to become peaceful for the one and cower in a corner, followed by lunge and bite, to the other.

Not saying all Asian children are mean to dogs, but in this case it was enough for the dog to believe a pattern and respond.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Police dogs are, very much so. Like, not consciously. They don't understand what they're doing and it's their owners that are ultimately responsible for using them essentially as prejudice amplifiers and probable cause generators, but the racism they get taught absolutely does harm.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

I should've said "not usually"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

He’s too short to pee on the couch, but will poop in the office if we make him wear a muzzle.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

One of my dogs shits in the house as a retaliation measure.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

I have a friend dog who had exactly 1 panic poop inside every new home she visits.

1, 1 time, by the door she intends to use to go outside when she’s there.

Every time.

It’s a statement of intent.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

who’s a good boy?

[–] [email protected] 58 points 5 months ago (2 children)

My dog is actually pretty racist, she doesn't like white people lol

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

Our dog hates black cats, but completely ignores the other white & brown cat fr

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

My husky goes apeshit when she sees black or brown labs. Can't let her in the park if anyone else there at the time has a black or brown lab because she will attack it. She doesn't with yellow labs or any other breed.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Mine too lol, my dog is a Chihuahua/Pomeranian mix, but she hates other little dogs, she only tolerates dogs over like 40lbs or so