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[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Behold! The female nipple - the most dangerous topology of she skin - immorality and depravity follow anywhere these brazen bings are witnessed - avert your eyes and pray to be delivered from their trespasses

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago

Why not share a source that doesn't fund fascism?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I saw a clip online of someone in Dublin showing a picture of 9/11 and people in NYC laughing

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

I fucking spit out my drink laughing when I saw that. 🤌

[–] [email protected] 29 points 6 months ago

I can't believe people acted like people and did what people are known and expected to do

-- city and company execs, probably

[–] [email protected] 40 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 59 points 6 months ago (1 children)

$10 says their "solution" involves some combination of wildly expensive tech that doesn't work, inappropriate use of AI, and raging privacy violations.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago

and later it will turn out that the AI solution was actually two clickworkers in a trenchcoat

[–] [email protected] 43 points 6 months ago

God forbid the public see a nipple.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago

Who could have foreseen any of this..

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

The two articles you posted appear next to each other in my feed and because of the thumbnails, at first glance it looks like they are from each side of the portal.

[–] [email protected] 71 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

You are allowed to be to be topless in New York state, but it's illegal in Dublin.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 6 months ago (1 children)

i find it funny people are more upset over the tits than they are the guy that was flashing 9/11 imagery.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Id assume that's a liability thing? I'm not too sure as I believe it's legal to be topless in NYC, although probably not Dublin, but it's almost definitely not a crime to show 9/11 imagery.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Its… not a question of legality and more of tact.

It’s not a funny/comical or even casual thing to show.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

It was pretty funny. Would have been better if the new yorkers responded with the potato famine.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 months ago (1 children)

apparently, there was an incident with a boob, which is legal in NYC, but not Dublin

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

And I find it hilarious that this was the thing that closed the portal down.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Yeah, but it seems like it was the straw that broke the camel's back.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 6 months ago

Displaying images of 9/11 to new yorkers is pretty savage.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The toilet licker, ruining it for everyone yet again.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago