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[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Aaaargh! My eyes!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

A Green and Black?

Fuck that shit.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Mixing alcohol and caffeine is known for being specially dangerous.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Tell that to my cocaine.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Bartender, a round of Glyphid Slammers please! It's slammin' time!

[–] detective__bunk 3 points 5 months ago

Looks good.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

Okay That's seriously looks like a radioactive diarrhea.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

What a terrible thing to do to a Guinness

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Is Guinness supposed to be good? Or just everyday average you can count on to get a decent buzz on.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

I enjoy it. Good texture and slightly above average taste for the price in my opinion.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It's known more for being smooth, not really a beer to just get trashed on, but you definitely can.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I'll have to give it another go with fresh intent. Thanks

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Keep in mind, there's different kinds. It's best on tap, but they make cans that simulate a fresh pour.

There's also Guinness stout, which is more bitter. Personally, I like stouts but they're not for everyone. I'd call their stout decent but it's not my favorite as stouts go.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It's cobra's mist you trole twu

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

I messed it up because Cobes owns my sad pathetic life.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Seriously, make this name a thing if it isn't already

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Wait, is monster nitro still around?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

For some reason, I used to drink this stuff a few years ago. Now I can't stand it at all.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago

Tastes buds: Hell YEAH!!!

Heart: Da fuq!?!?! ..----.....-----...-.... X_x

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

This is heresy

[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago

this looks fucking radioactive

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Ever tried shandy? It's basically that, but Guinness.

The sweetness of the Monster is countered by the stoutness of...the stout, basically making a shandy.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago

Wash your mouth out with radioactive waste you dirty Philistine.

Shandy is fine on a hot summer day if you have to drive. Pleasant, even.

That drink is the greatest assault on the Irish nation since bloody Sunday.

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