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I prefer to think they sang the song over and over again on the round trip and the movie just splices it down to one time through the song.
In reality, these tortured souls rode through the frigid sky with no food or sleep for days on end with only the words of "a whole new world" to maintain their sanity. Their love was obviously forged through shared suffering.
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The range on Blink is OP AF.
What game are we playing? I feel like i've said this while playing starcraft 2 about the tier 1 protoss ranged units (stalkers?).
I certainly hope someone got fired for that blunder
OP has never heard of a montage
That's the thing where you tie each other up for sexual gratification, right? Like in that Twilight fanfic? 😛
Yes
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That explains why this just looked like it instantly teleported...
Does Dragonball have a warning about the racist caricatures like old Disney movies?
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Also keep in mind that they witnessed the Great Sphinx being carved- time travel was clearly being used.
It's magic.
A Wizard Did It.
Magic Carpet pointing to the first word of its name emphatically
Car...pet? Oh yeah, because cars are fast. Makes sense now.
Egypt is 1,596 km away from Greece in OUR world. But they're in a whole new world.
Aaaaahahahaha i must tell you, this brightened my day. Good one
You forgot to include the relativistic effects
Yeah but what about the Parker Solar Probe?
That's supposed to be travelling at 153,545 mph, so not even half the speed of Aladdin and Jasmine. Also, the Parker Solar Probe is in space.
I think they just did some camera trick to cut out most of the travel time and not make the movie longer.
Now I'm just imagining in every movie or TV show if we had to watch people travel in real time to wherever they were going lol. Sounds painful.
no fast travel run
Exactly. They did the same thing in The Lord of the Rings movie. Rivendell is about 300 miles from the Shire. The hobbits leave the Shire at about 40 minutes in, and arrive in Rivendell roughly 35 minutes later. I'm sure they saved time by not stopping for second breakfast, but that would imply traveling 300/35 = 8.6 miles per minute non-stop with their stubby little legs.
Or maybe some people complained the movie was already too long (these people are wrong) and didn't want to watch hobbits walk 300 miles in real time.
This is it frodo. If i take one more step it will be the farthest from the shire ive ever been
You may already know about this, but there's an edit of Fellowship of the Ring where Sam says this line every time he takes another step. It makes the movie over 9 hours long.
If they had snipped it down to just him saying those words instead of the whole exchange the joke would have landed even better.
Haha yeah i was trying to kinda reference that cut as similar to how watching this imaginary movie would feel. I want to link it so others may appreciate the effort too but Youtube DMCAd it.
If it had been a neurotic hobbit, he would've said that with every following step
Hehe have you seen "version" of the fellowship where every time Sam takes a step on screen it goes back to that moment in the movie? I watched it for like 30 minutes just in awe that someone took the time to create it
So they were singing on that carpet for hours.
Time moves differently during a musical number, anyway. They regularly skip forward to the next scene that can be hours or even days away.
Why haven't my Disney characters not all exploded from how much they don't go to the bathroom?
Slightly bigger problem is that those speeds will also rip the atmosphere a new hole, which means not just vaporised carpet and riders, but the area around them as well as the kinetic and thermal energy from phasing through the air at 6 figure speeds is imposed on the surrounding area.
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You're such a mathematician. Saying something is real because your calculations say its real. Eventhough the evidence that's right in front of your eyes, clearly shows that they are stil alive and unscathed, they didn't even appear to have noticed the immense speed that they were traveling.
Clearly this is the work of aliens with a technology so advanced that our smooth brains can't even comprehend the math necessary to calculate it. So that explains everything, you're welcome.
Or they're just about 10 to 20 thousand years in the future which is why Genie can dish out so many 20th century references.
Uh... It's called a magic carpet for a reason.
It obviously used a protection spell on them.
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Nah, they just did a bunch of takes for the music video.