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Conifers ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’š (mander.xyz)
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[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Just got back from the Hoh rainforest, so got to appreciate some of these up close.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Not all of them:

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Really thought this was going to be one of those "not you" memes.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

No Norfolk Pine love? Tropical pine trees are cool AF. We grew up with one in our house until it got too large inside so we donated it.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

C is for conifers, more than five hundred kinds.

[โ€“] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Where's my boy Doug?

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Came here to ask the very same very important question.

[โ€“] [email protected] 30 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Everyone got professional photos, except for Red Pine, who submitted a selfie while waiting in line at McDonald's.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

https://youtu.be/ug8nHaelWtc

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Where's my Ashe juniper? Or how about a goddamn loblolly pine?!

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Can we get a Pondarosa pine up in here?

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Everything is just different Brassica cultivars.

[โ€“] [email protected] 25 points 6 months ago (3 children)

And now:

No. 3:

The Larch.

The

Larch.

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

I use larch, btw

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Tbh least favorite conifer. Not even evergreen

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Do you think you could identify it from quite a long ways away, though?

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Yeah in the fall, it's the only dying-looking tree in an evergreen forest

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

are there any other trees you think you could recognize from a distance away?

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

And now:

No. 3:

The Larch

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

๐ŸŽถ I sleep all night and I work all day ๐ŸŽถ