Facepalm

Damn. 5 Times a Day? Aren't you getting sore or anything?

The first rule of blackmail: supply proof. Not hints or riddles; proof. If they don't attach pictures (or a severed thumb, whatever) it's nonsense.

From the spammers' perspective, though, they sent millions of emails like this at basically zero cost; my catch-all mailbox for five domains gets about a dozen a day. If one moron pays up it's work it to them.

I work as a sysadmin and had a user in my building call us about one of these emails. I didn't say it out loud but, if it wasn't true, why would he even feel the need to ask if it was real or possible?

No, I get it. They'll need expensive therapy after watching that.

You got video of me jerking off for free!? I charge extra just for getting to look at it. Bitch you owe me money, not the other way around!

What op should say to them

Plot Twist: They downloaded WebCam

I can appreciate that the plot twist wasn't: "I don't jerk off"

My likeness is owned by PornHub and our legal team will be in touch.

Please remain where you are.

"I'm actually considering doing this for a living, so please go ahead and make me famous. Maybe we can collaborate".

Seriously though, as said elsewhere, never reply to these.

Probably doesn’t need saying, but no matter how tempting- NEVER reply. That just gets you put on an even better spam list.

My boss got this one once. He asked me if we needed to scan our network for malware.

Hello, my perverted friend.

I think if they have videos of me jerking off they owe me money, not the other way around. That's how onlyfans works right?

How did they even get your email?

I’ve gotten that same one a couple of times, even giving me an old password for my email to try to make it look legitimate. Only problem is they always say they got me on my webcam, and I don’t have a webcam to catch me on 🤷‍♂️

I love spammers who try to shame me into paying them. Good luck trying to kink shame a furry who's given up hiding it. You try doing that and I'll show you the kinda porn that makes me uncomfortable.

Who even has their webcam pointed that low?

Earlier they used breached passwords associated with the email address to try to add some credibility. They don't bother now. Just another scam meme to join the rest for eternity.