plot-twist: the parents planned this.
this post was submitted on 09 Dec 2023
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Parents paid for it and OP never got past the dry humping phase
bonus-twist: OP is 37.
milf-tier friend is 49
I see zero issues here.
me either
"Then she crawled under the table and started blowng me with everyone at the table, and no one noticed!"
Then she got stuck in the front door as she tried to leave and asked for my "help".
"And my parents clapped!"
Anon forgot to mention that this is his aunt and that he plans on telling her his penis suddenly got big
There is a porno for every situation, huh?