Our fire extinguishers got replaced yesterday and the dude who replaced them replaced them with longer and thinner ones. The extinguisher in the kitchen lives just above and next to the kitchen drawers. Any guesses why this is a problem?
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There is manflu in the house. An ambulance and some sorcerous chicken soup please.
Could I please have a samosa with tamarind sauce but also the mint and coriander chutney.
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Lots of eggplant please. Make it bland and soggy
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A crab and a pineapple please.
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An apple please.
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I’ll have some cake please. Nothing fancy, no frosting, just plane.
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I’ll have some cake please. Nothing fancy, no frosting, just plane.
Unless your life insurance policy is all paid up and your Earthly affairs are in order, I hope it's not a Boeing.
Ooh, is today mediaeval combat day?
May the Fourth be with you, young Baku-wan
Edit: damn, I am sick, it's the 3rd still 😭