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[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago (16 children)

Our fire extinguishers got replaced yesterday and the dude who replaced them replaced them with longer and thinner ones. The extinguisher in the kitchen lives just above and next to the kitchen drawers. Any guesses why this is a problem?

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Early nominee for the 'Not my job mate' award for 2024

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (9 children)

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (4 children)

There is manflu in the house. An ambulance and some sorcerous chicken soup please.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Could I please have a samosa with tamarind sauce but also the mint and coriander chutney.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

🥟🫛🌿🪴

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Lots of eggplant please. Make it bland and soggy

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

🍆💦🍆💦🍆💦

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

A crab and a pineapple please.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (3 children)

I’ll have some cake please. Nothing fancy, no frosting, just plane.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I’ll have some cake please. Nothing fancy, no frosting, just plane.

Unless your life insurance policy is all paid up and your Earthly affairs are in order, I hope it's not a Boeing.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (4 children)

Ooh, is today mediaeval combat day?

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

May the Fourth be with you, young Baku-wan

Edit: damn, I am sick, it's the 3rd still 😭

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