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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Yt turned from video sharing service to a shitty streaming one. Theoretically for free except you are the product.

It’s actually pretty insane that we prefer to watch some celebrity streamer talking than a movie or tv series. I think there was some brainwashing along the way or maybe it’s just a cope for loneliness

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

The advantage of youtube is that it's user generation and low barrier to entry allows anyone to produce creations that are targeted to niches so specific, people would be unwilling to make something that targets them due to the lack of profit, if they are even aware of the existence of said niche. It also means that said creations can be made relatable to specific groups.

Things like parasocial relationships also apply, where we watch someones videos in order to get to know them to the point you may unintentionally believe you are friends with them, Something let's players, bloggers, streamers and podcast/radio hosts all are able to effectively exploit. It probably helps that most start off being relatable to there viewers due to there similar (and often worse) economic status.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 6 months ago (4 children)

While I'll agree the internet has been overrun by shortform shit, calling internet memes uncreative is such a boomer-ass take. This guy is just nostalgia baiting for points.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Brownie points.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

From a 4chan premium account

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Get enough and eventually you become nonymous

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

I think you go from Anon to Fam

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

spotlight ruined my humor the latest to do so.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago (10 children)

If you want to get really old school: I miss web rings.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

In my experience a lot of programming blogs still have them, but then again those are the people who are most capable of adding them and who are mostly likely to find them

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

web

real old school is BBS.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

BBS

real old school is reconfiguring vacuum tubes in your warehouse sized computer

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Sailor Moon Web Ring 4 Lyfe!

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I feel like the last version of this kind of thing was the Important Videos playlist which was 2017-ish, I think

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

How it feels to chew five gum

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

How it chews to feel five gum

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

The north remembers operation soda steal

[–] [email protected] 24 points 6 months ago

Lasted about as long as the Wild West.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 months ago (7 children)

the darkweb is literally just the old internet, plus or minus some racism.

It's great fun.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

I think that's the whole point. But before, it was all just a simple Google search away, no SEO in sight. Being capable of surfing the web properly already was at the time THE test to get in, much like private forums often have some kind of interviewing process. It felt a little more nerdy, and well organized, as you actually had to be both things to contribute. As it always was.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

it's so much more visceral, in the sense that it's just fucking html 90% of the time. And it's incredible.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

i am sorry i cannot do that for you.

It would fuck up the name.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

it depends on where you go.

And where you go on the clear net.

There's tons of racism on the clear net, and theres tons of racism on the darknet.

But there's also shit like cookbooks on the darknet.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Indeed there are cookbooks. Lots of cookbooks for absolutely anything anyone could ever cook, for any meaning of the word “cook”.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Let 'em cook

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