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Terrible Estate Agent Photos
Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.
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When your fire insurance is worth more than your house.
It was on the market around 2021 in Lancaster, UK and still is
https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/141302183#/?channel=STU_LET
I can fix her.
It’s called fashion look it up
It's to show off the beautiful wood
How to ruin the value of your kitchen with one easy step.
The craftsmanship is impressive... The material abhorrent.
It makes no sense lol somone this good with wood, putting effort into making it out of crap.
It's taking a post modern architecture concept and applying it to just what the home owner can reasonably change.
The idea is that the building shouldn't hide or obscure what the materials it is made from. You'll see it in buildings with deliberate exposed pipes, exposed concrete, unfinished wood.
It's about honesty and function.
The problem is to make this work they needed to go further or not so far. A polished concrete countertop, industrial tiles and industrial appliances could make this work better. Or using plywood rather than OBS.
It doesn't even make any sense because MDF isn't really much more expensive than strand board and is a very common cabinet material.
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I'm guessing this is some kind of veneer. OSB doesn't even cut clean enough to be used as a cabinet
Cheap client not willing to pay for proper materials and a good carpenter who didn't care enough to argue with them about it would be my guess.
The cost of man hours for these "custom" cabinets is probably 3 or 4 times the cost of high end cabinets.
This was a look. Around the corner there'll be raw concrete with the form marks in it.
that’s called “Brutalist” thank you very much!
This is brutalism same the way polka dotted wallpaper is pointillism.
Feaux particle board is the new mahogany
Beaver barf is beautiful because... I said so.
This has very much the feeling of what you described to it. Someone was payed to work, not argue.
It's got good bones
looks like a minecraft house. Honestly, that might do well with some people. If you were blind or hard of vision, it would be very easy to navigate by feel and memory.
If the wood wasn't sealed/finished a blind person would probably end up with a splinter
It’s gaudy like Shaker Camouflage.