I AM NOT HEARING ANYONE OUT
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Okay you need to calm down
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Lil bro just posted foot porn
And Brits weigh things in stone
Wtf, don’t make Americans look good!
Measure me mommy.
Sure! I'll need to wear the right shoes to make sure each step equals a foot though.
Why am I aroused?
probably because you have a foot fetish
feet fetish revolution /j
I'm outraged! That lumber supplier clearly plagiarized the title of my self-published autobiography!
Just one up them and everything will be solved!
I'll fetch my chapstick.
This is absurd. King Henry I didn’t paint his toenails.
I appreciate a good historical joke.
Me too but I lack knowledge in history. Care to explain it to me?
The legend is that a foot is actually based of the length of King Henry I's foot. "Imagine two neighbouring farmers, one buying a field from another, one with huge feet, one with tiny. Each measures the field in feet, but one says the footage is less because he’s got a bigger footprint, and therefore he argues a lower price. It’s a recipe for a mighty mediaeval punchup. So Henry proffered his own royal foot, it’s said. Thus, a foot became 12 inches."
TIL
You know what they say about foot size.
(You're welcome in advance, whoever I set this up for.)
It determines how easy it is for you to find fitting shoes
This is exactly what I was hoping for! Thanks!
The one that's going to slowly escalate towards incredible pleasure is clearly superior.
spoiler
There's very little as satisfying as slipping into a newly tailored suit and looking amazing. Plus it's nice to be cared for by an attentive professional like a tailor perfecting your clothing. No kink-shaming here, but I'll pass on getting stepped on.
honestly, the guy's ribs look like theyre gonna break