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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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anon is Ted Mosby (reddthat.com)

submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Why Ted Mosby though?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Sounds like an avoidant attachment style. Learning about this changed my dating life so much for the better!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Rather Disorganized attachment style. Sounds like he has a desire for closeness, is prone to regrets and shows behavior symptomatic of both anxious and avoidant attachment style

[–] [email protected] 46 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Always chasing cars but never knowing that to do when you catch them. OP is a Jack Russel terrier.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

Or The Joker

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Sounds like ADHD

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Why?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Anon is generic 4chan user lmao

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

And gay, glad this one came back around