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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

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  1. Buy a single color van without any text on it
  2. Find 2 people to help you
  3. Cover your faces
  4. Drive to your victim, jump out, shout "ICE, you are under arrest" and throw the victim into the van

All people around you will think that nothing unusual is happening.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 hours ago

Yeah, that is my concern.nifnyounget jumped by guys shouting ICE with no proof, you have a second amendment right to defend yourself.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 18 hours ago
  1. Call the family of the victim with the ransom deman........ I mean..... with the "bail money demand"
[–] [email protected] 110 points 1 day ago (1 children)

People need to start kidnapping and disappearing:

  1. Conservative white Republicans.

  2. Evangelical preachers.

  3. ICE agents.

  4. Police officers.

  5. Republican politicians.

Just dress up as ICE, bust down their doors, and haul them off. If they try to show a birth certificate or passport, grab it from them, tear it in half, and call it a fake.

White Christian conservatives need to learn that they will not come out of this unscathed. They need to know that they are just as vulnerable as anyone else, and that they themselves are a minority group in this country. We need to put the fear of God in these bastards. That's the only way this will ever end.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

This would require the bullshit “opposition” to stop cowering. Non-starter.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 hours ago

You're in there too bud. Go on. Get kidnapping.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Never easier to ~~kidnap~~ deport people in the USA

  1. Buy a single color van without any text on it
  2. Find 2 people to help you
  3. Cover your faces
  4. Drive to your victim, jump out, shout “ICE, you are ~~under arrest~~ being deported” and throw the victim into the van

All people around you will think that nothing unusual is happening, they do not even need to get a disguese or something, and nobody would care if ICE are the ones who do the deports.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I wrote something very similar a few days ago. It can't be the us government hasn't realised how dangerous it is till now.

[–] [email protected] -5 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 19 hours ago

Until, till, and 'til are all used to indicate the time when a particular situation or period ends, or when something will happen. Until and till are both standard (but, perhaps surprisingly, till is the older of the two). 'Til, with one L, is an informal and poetic shortening of until. 'Till, with an additional L, is rarely used today, and should be avoided.

https://www.merriam-webster.com/grammar/should-you-use-until-or-till-or-til

[–] [email protected] 4 points 22 hours ago

You understood what he meant. Ergo, he was correct.

Language is just a means of conveying your thoughts into someone else's head. Grammar is a set of guidelines to ease that process. So if you picked up what he was putting down, his sentence was valid.

Na mean?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

There are lots of stories about this.

But, those are the ones we know about. Are there others we don't? I'd say it's certain.

For a serial killer, this has to be a gift from the gods. Get some gear from an army surplus store, cover your face, kidnap and kill someone, hide the body, and everyone will just assume that they were deported and lost in the system.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

What was the original clip about?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 19 minutes ago

Damn apparently it's not a real clip

[–] [email protected] 5 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

There's no way you can get free ducks at the park right? You're telling me I can just take them home?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

well, alex jones is telling you that...

edit: joe rogan?!

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm fairly certain this is happening in multiple places of the country at this very moment.

[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 23 hours ago

There are a lot more, I just grabbed the first few.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They're going after the wrong people. They should be disappearing Republican politicians, accusing them of secretly being illegal aliens.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Maybe if that happened ICE would actually start identifying themselves.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago

You need to threaten people with guns and machine guns

The crazy part is at this point in American history, you'd have a high chance of getting away with it all.

[–] [email protected] 113 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Disclaimer: victim must be vaguely brown

[–] [email protected] 11 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

And your helpers and you must be white.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 22 hours ago

Eh I don't know, a ton of these kidnappers have been Hispanic and black.

[–] [email protected] 78 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Or verifiably democrat or left leaning

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I mean the evangelical security guard last known registered as a Republican, best friend said was Republican, and spoke out openly against pro choice democrats to the extent of making a list and murdering families and injuring others was actively voiced as being left leaning by the media simply because it helps their narrative. I don't think they are looking to verify anything.

"Our intelligence reports say they are not making nuclear weapons" -i dont care, we are bombing them. "Our intelligence reports say the facilities weren't completely obliterated" -i dont care, your intelligence is fake news because it doesn't fit our narrative.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 20 hours ago

But he had paper he printed out!

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 day ago (1 children)

or hold political memes in their phone

[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 22 hours ago

Now they're on to me!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Stop that! You'll get him deported.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 hours ago

awh shit,i was hoping our tiananmen censorship equivalent would be better

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Nah, it could be a white AF looking person from Germany that shared a meme of the vice president...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Do you mean the one from Norway? He wasn't picked up by a van, he was denied entry at the airport.

[–] [email protected] -3 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

And it was because of his admitted drug use. But don't let facts get in the way of a good circle jerk

[–] [email protected] 6 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 14 hours ago

When they finally settle on a story, and then announce it, just like they always do, then I, for one, believe we must always take out our boys in blue at their word.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Yeah. We're pretty concerned about Florida ICE killing our petit criminals on the way home.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 day ago

I hope that works at the white house too