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[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

A resiliência da vida é uma das coisas que me fazem acreditar que ainda há esperança nesse mundo

[–] [email protected] 39 points 6 months ago

seems like it should pay rent. hogging up all that condensor water like it's free.

-Nestle

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

I'm 14 and this is deep!

/S

But for real I love this. Reminds me of the beauty of transitional ecosystems.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I think you can sing this to the tune of

Your hair never falls in quite the same way, your clothes never wear in quite the same way...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

This is the story of a train, that dripped a river and grew a weed strain

Edit: and while it looks so small on Instagram, I'd absolutely smoke it, on that train

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago

A train-arium.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago

Respect the drip

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

Then you have a dude walking all over this getting his head bashed in because he wanted to be real close to a passing train

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I remember hearing that when train bathrooms discharge into the tracks, seeds and shit would create issues in the right of way, because stuff grows in it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

I've seen tomato plants growing in the station before. Not recently, possibly because my section of the country doesn't dump waste on the tracks any more.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Fun fact, trains in the US and Canada still discharge Grey water into the tracks.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Studio Ghibli vibes

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

You forgot the uh

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Is this a lecosystem?

[–] [email protected] 153 points 6 months ago (4 children)

Sample size = 1. Temporal occurrences = 1. Spatial occurrences = 1.

Absolute certainty

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Also, rain exists...

[–] [email protected] 46 points 6 months ago (1 children)

1 = 1.00 = 100%

There is no doubt.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago (2 children)

You sure about those equations? My background in Physics tells me that 1= π = (speed of light) / (not quite speed of light) [without unit]

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

If the metre was 4.8% shorter then the speed of light could be π*10^8^ m/s

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

Obviously the right thing to do is to make the meter shorter. Or invent degrees Kelvin.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (2 children)

If physics taught you that 1 = pi, you may want to retake some classes.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

π = 1 is fine in a Fermi approximation

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I don't know, I passed the "rounding to the next order of magnitude because it's good enough and nobody will notice" class with flying colours

I got 1000%, or something close

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

"Once I put this salve on a small wound, and a couple of weeks later it was healed, which proves it's basically a panacea that probably also cures cancer."

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (2 children)

What if it's a German train?

Always on time, stops at exact location.

:-)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

Looks like a Japanese train and they do stop at precise locations

[–] [email protected] 34 points 6 months ago (1 children)

German train always on time? AHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHA

That's a good joke

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (4 children)

I'm English, and envious of your train network. ☹️

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

The trains are fine it's the network that's the problem, and it's only going to get worse as they're finally catching up with decades of infrastructure under-investment.

Some corridors are simply over capacity, meaning delays and cancellations are unavoidable. If you don't happen to be driving through one of those corridors everything is mostly fine, if you are it's constant chaos, chaos that constantly radiates outwards. If you think that 15 minutes buffer are plenty to catch the next train -- nah. Forget it: Your train indeed might be delayed by that much, and the next one might not be able to wait because having the delay spread out would be even worse for the network. If you actually want to plan a route with multiple stopovers you need to make sure that every single leg has regular trains so you can get the next one. Silver lining? If you miss a connection like that you're allowed to get on any train you want to get to your destination.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

north americans: Wait, you guys get trains?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

I don't even have a car in Germany, i can do everything using public transportation. you can subscribe to a monthly fee of 49 euros, this enables you to use the train in Germany, no matter where. If it's for commuting or traveling around Germany. The downside, it's only for regional trains, the slow ones. If you travel around Germany, it would take a long time, which is no downside for me, on the contrary.

But yeah, the one thing they are famous for, is being late.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

I need my car for commuting because my 50min train commute takes twice as much time as my 55min car commute. Germans really need a reality check and stop believing everything they do is the best, because it really hinders progress

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Then look to the Japanese for train structure.

[–] [email protected] 70 points 6 months ago (2 children)

you guys would like train memes.

[–] [email protected] 59 points 6 months ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

I feel called out

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Gang initiations can be rough, but at least now I'm part of lemmy, even if I can't sit for a while

[–] [email protected] 31 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Posting train memes to a bunch of communists is guaranteed positive engagement.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago

Can confirm