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[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

So, basically like going to sleep and waking up?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Glad that isn't Rust code or the pass by value function wouldn't be very nice.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Borrow checker intensifies

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 months ago

I get this reference

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

I think that really depends on the implementation details. For example, consider a thought experiment where artificial neurons can be created that behave just the same as biological ones. Then each of your neurons is replaced by an artificial version while you are still conscious. You wouldn't notice losing a single neuron at a time, in fact this regularly happens already. Yet, over time, all your biological neurons could be replaced by artificial ones at which point your consciousness will have migrated to a new substrate.

Alternatively, what if one of your hemispheres was replaced by an artificial one. What if an artificial hemisphere was added into the mix in addition to the two you have. What if a dozen artificial hemispheres were added, or a thousand, would the two original biological ones still be the most relevant parts of you?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Alright Frankenstein

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

What if every part of my body is replaced by computer part continously. At what point do I lose my consciousness?

I think this question is hard to answer because not everyone agrees what consciousness even is.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

It wouldn’t really matter until you get to the brain. Very little of your body’s “processing” happens outside of your brain. Basically all of your consciousness is in there. There are some quick nerve paths that loop through your spine for things like moving your hand away when you touch a hot object, but that’s not really consciousness.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Conscience?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

So, I'm curious.

What do you think happens in the infinite loop that "runs you" moment to moment? Passing the same instance of consciousness to itself, over and over?

Consciousness isn't an instance. It isn't static, it's a constantly self-modifying waveform that remembers bits about its former self from moment to moment.

You can upload it without destroying the original if you can find a way for it to meaningfully interact with processing architecture and media that are digital in nature; and if you can do that without shutting you off. Here's the kinky part: We can already do this. You can make a device that takes a brain signal and stimulates a remote device; and you can stimulate a brain with a digital signal. Set it up for feedback in a manner similar to the ongoing continuous feedback of our neural structures and you have now extended yourself into a digital device in a meaningful way.

Then you just keep adding to that architecture gradually, and gradually peeling away redundant bits of the original brain hardware, until most or all of you is being kept alive in the digital device instead of the meat body. To you, it's continuous and it's still you on the other end. Tada, consciousness uploaded.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Well yeah, if you passed a reference then once the original is destroyed it would be null. The real trick is to make a copy and destroy the original reference at the same time, that way it never knows it wasn't the original.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I think you mean std::move

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

get your std away from me sir

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

I dunno. I could be quite happy having brain children or as a copy of a consciousness at a given point in time.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

I want Transmetropolitan style burning my body to create the energy to boot up the nanobot swarm that my consciousness was just uploaded to

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

It would be easier to record than upload. Since upload requires at least a decode steps. Given the fleeting nature of existence how does one confirm the decoding? This also requires we create a simulated brain, which seems more difficult and resource intensive than forming a new biological brain remotely connected to your nervous system inputs.

Recording all inputs in real time and play them back across a blank nervous system will create an active copy. The inputs can be saved so they can be played back later in case of clone failure. As long as the inputs are record until the moment of death, the copy will be you minus the death so you wouldn't be aware you're a copy. Attach it to fresh body and off you go.

Failure mode would take your literal lifetime to reform your consciousness but what's a couple decades to an immortal.

We already have the program to create new brains. It's in our DNA. A true senior developer knows better than to try and replicate black box code that's been executing fine. We don't even understand consciousness enough to pretend we're going to add new features so why waste the effort creating a parallel system of a black box.

Scheduled reboots of a black box system is common practice. Why pretend we're capable of skipping steps.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

More like

sudo mv consciousness.md /dev/null

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 months ago (1 children)

If anyone's interested in a hard sci-fi show about uploading consciousness they should watch the animated series Pantheon. Not only does the technology feel realistic, but the way it's created and used by big tech companies is uncomfortably real.

The show got kinda screwed over on advertising and fell to obscurity because of streaming service fuck ups and region locking, and I can't help but wonder if it's at least partially because of its harsh criticisms of the tech industry.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Upload is also good.

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