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(Assuming the shower is running. Any temperature.)

The best I could come up with was a hot soup, but eventually you'll get more water then broth. There has to be a better food out there for those hungry showers!

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

I enjoy eating peaches in the shower Any messy fruit, really, but stone fruits in general.

You can just shamelessly get in there, get that nectar all over your face, and enjoy it. Probably more enjoyable if you have a beard and need to eat carefully.

I no longer drink, so this is like my shower beer now.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

I think American's call them OtterPops? We call them icy poles. Wherever you are in the world, those things.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Can it be a bath instead of a shower?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago (1 children)

This is the trashiest boner I have ever had

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

You're welcome. 😂 I think I first found this in the days of dial-up, she's probably in her 50s by now, if she hasn't died of cheese-curl-induced diverticulitis or something.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (3 children)

That picture has way too many pixels for dial up days

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Concentrated lemonade…? 😳

  • You let it it dilute as you go, as per your taste.

A block of hard cheese…? 😆

  • It would be water resistant (waterproof) enough to last the whole shower.

That is an interesting thought experiment that never occurred to me.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

Everyone saying mango because of that meme but the answer is obviously WATERMELON. It's got water right in the name and is just as messy as mangoes!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

A baloney sandwich and a pickle

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Beer.

  1. Liquid

  2. Calories

  3. Uh...

[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Mangoes because you can go primal without a care

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Two steaks at the same time

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

An entire thanksgiving turkey.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

The cavity makes a nice cup - and at a certain point you get to start enjoying Turkey soup.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago

Mango. Otherwise you just end up with a mess

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

BBQ on the bone - I haaate messy meals, so let's set up a table with slaw, taters and a nice rack slathered in sauce, get naked, and turn on the water.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

There's the classic shower beer, and that's actually really fun. Like others said, be careful & if you want to be extra cautious, aluminum cans only or poured into a stainless steel vessel.

When I was a fat little teen, I somehow heard the idea of eating potato chips in the shower. I tried it & it was oddly satisfying. They were Ruffles. I only did it once or twice total, it would be kind of weird to do all the time.

Shower beers, however....always a good idea.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Fruit kebab and pacifico in a steaming hot shower.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Does beer qualify as a food?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Guinness is food, light beers are drinks.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Eh, Guinness is about the lightest stout I've ever had

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