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[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

the mug and candle are just free energy

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Put Magma in the mug

Place the mug under a large water tank

Use it to spin a turbine

Attach alligator clips to my balls

Good old infinite energy

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

... Where do I buy this bear?

I got a lot of emptiness

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

They need to buff the candle. Stress is almost impossible? Lol watch me.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Candle that never burns out means fire in a vacuum. Pretty powerful stuff.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Huge scientific implications

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

So the mug is the best choice by far, due to its universe-breaking abilities surrounding temperature. Setup a Stirling engine on that for infinite power.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I do have to admit it's a bit disheartening to post that pic, and then people react to it by looking how to use the objects to 'hack' the nature of reality.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

I mean, that magic candle single handedly gives hope for reversing universal entropy. Everything else might be personally fulfilling but that thing could be the key to preventing the heat death of the universe.

Which would be pretty personally fulfilling too imo.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

mein freund, some of us prefer to focus on extracting the most material value out of these hypothetical objects, simply because we want to. it's fun to imagine the possibilities with the infinite energy from the candle and the mug.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

material value

I think that's the point that they're making: it's supposed to be about which object of immense EMOTIONAL value would make people the happiest, and then a lot of people make it about their material value in stead.

As much as I understand their disappointment, though, Lemmy of all places is so full of nerds and geeks (said with love as a geek myself) who know a lot about technical stuff that it was pretty much bound to happen..

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yes, thank you :D (I mean, of course I'm exaggerating a bit by claiming I'm disappointed, it's more of a... "conceptual" disappointment)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I was in a band called Conceptual Disappointment. We had excellent stage design, but the music was mediocre at best.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

OP: "Hey, guys! Here are some objects that hack the nature of reality."

Posters: *Uses them to further hack the nature of reality, just in other ways*

OP:

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Kind of, lol. But you can see the difference in the type of hacking. The objects are only meant to hack your own, private reality. That's what the picture is meant to address, that aspect of our lives that can't be translated into external and/or mechanical utility.

Besides, the issue of energy scarcity that the replies are working off could be fixed or at least minimised through realistic technological and political/economic solutions, with no need for magical objects that defy the laws of physics. But no law or real invention can be guaranteed e.g. to give you good dreams.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The objects are only meant to hack your own, private reality.

So they induce a kind of psychosis? Ah, sweet. Man-made horrors beyond my comprehension. 😜

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

we have things that do that already, they're called drugs.