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[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago

Had some purple potatoes a few days ago and they were sick as hell

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago

Heritage carrots taste so good

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago (1 children)

There is a myth, that the originally violet carrots are now orange, because the Dutch made them this way to honor the founder of their monarchy William of Orange. The truth is probably more complicated, though orange carrots did spread and become popular from this place and at that time.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago

My mom said orange carrot was actually rare and black carrot was the mainstream one

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Red onions taste nothing like white onions though, they're a wholly different animal, at least for me

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago

I expected someone to comment this sooner

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago

The purple cauliflower tastes like cotton candy.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago (1 children)

When did the term switch from color palette to colorway?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago

It's a term sneaker collectors use

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago (3 children)

one time a family member was visiting and he kept reacting with surprise at red jalapenos from my plants, like he didn't even countenance their existence and could only conceive of green jalapenos

he was a retired career landscaper, thrown off by red peppers

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago (1 children)

But red jalapenos aren't a varietal. Jalapenos turn red when they ripen. Green jalapenos are just under ripe. This is much like the colors of bell peppers.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago (1 children)

That's the point of the anecdote

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago

Ok cool. I was confused

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago

That’s bananas. Speaking of which, bananas also can be red or blue.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

you should blow his mind with some of those peppers that straight up look like multicolored christmas lights

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago

Holy fuck, them are some nice peppy bois.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I've planted peppers like that a few times and never got the seeds to grow, too fancy for my ass

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I've never grown this specific kind but I have grown a purple variety before, I forget if they ripened to red though

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I always say peppers are gardening on easy mode but the fancy ones have always eluded me

I'm a bad gardener though, I bought a bag of 13-13-13 from the feed store and I drop that fertilizer napalm on everything. That and some bone meal are the only tools in my arsenal.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I do ok with the smaller/hot peppers but anything that's supposed to get large never reaches it's full potential, like the poblanos I tried never got bigger than a jalapeno.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago (1 children)

No kidding? That's interesting, are you planting in the ground or in pots?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago (1 children)

In ground, I generally just wing it the first time I try to grow certain plants and only really get into reading/watching stuff about them if I'm struggling with it. I maybe over watered as I'd just soak them while going over other plants that need a lot more like tomatoes/cucumbers.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago

Ah yeah it might be over watering, peppers really benefit from getting dry feet regularly

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago (1 children)

once they're an actual plant yeah they're super easy, but getting the fucking seeds to grow is always tricky

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago

I probably don't say enough nice stuff to my baggies full of wet seeds, that's on me