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[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

If someone yelled anything, I'd probably look. People don't usually yell in public. If I heard someone yell "hey, jackass" I'd wanna see who the jackass is.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

I have to assume the bars are covering up the sweatband that is surely on his wrist.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

legit thought this was scout tf2

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

i did too and got confused about the boombox

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago (2 children)

What I don't get is why doesn't MTA NYC just fix their fucking turnstiles to stop fare dodging?!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

But then they don't get to use force and cherry pick who they persecute.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

And then you have Austria where that just doesn't exist, there are just periodical controls in the vehicles or when coming out lol. In my entire life I was checked maybe three or four times!

[–] [email protected] 108 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

To be fair if someone yelled "good morning officer" I'd look up too, because that's just a weird thing to hear and I'd want to know where the cops were.

[–] [email protected] 70 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Fair, but you've gotta admit that guy is either a cop or a youth pastor

[–] [email protected] 52 points 7 months ago

Also fair, the unique combo of boombox, shorts, air jordan tee and pulled up socks is particularly uncanny. I would've assumed the boombox had been sitting in an evidence locker since 1982 if it wasn't for the blue LEDs.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Looks like my old boss kafir

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

An unprompted steins;gate reference in the wild? Amazing

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

That's not an IBM 5100...

[–] [email protected] 34 points 7 months ago (1 children)

His socks are pulled up too high to not be a narc

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Bunched up socks are just uncomfortable

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

As a firm believer that snitches get stitches, 100% this.

Although I dont do it like this guy, I just buy shorter socks.

Just above the ankle cut for me, thanks.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Nope mid shin or barefoot

[–] [email protected] 58 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It a double cassette player. Word.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

tapehead knowledge of yore says double the decks means half the quality

[–] [email protected] 38 points 7 months ago

Bro is stuck in 1984

[–] [email protected] 81 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Hello fellow fare jumpers, please look directly into my hat and speak clearly!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

You're a loose cannon, Officer Meow Meow McFuzzyface.