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Forgot a semicolon? That's 200 errors
Example?
C++ and C compilers are much more friendly now a days
can't wait to use templates and have the compiler spit out a 120 page autobiography
And there's haskell compiler
C holding a gun: "if you segfault it's your own fault"
Assembly (Octopus swimming alone since birth): "compiler? what's a compiler"
@stsquad
— Is my program about 1,000 lines complex?
— Yes, sure!
— Here you are my about 1,000 lines of 'printf("Hello, World\n");'.
Sql errors: there be a syntax error roughly over there I think. Or maybe it's a semantic error somewhere else I'm not entirely sure. Listen man all I can say is that this one comma there definitely has something to do with it probably, and the error is most certainly either to its left or to its right.
JSON parsers are getting me recently. The error is somewhere on or after row 1, char 1. Maybe.
Possibly it's a BOM issue, or someone used double quotes typed on a Mac keyboard. Good luck.
C++ compiler:
Error: missing ';' on line 69
Warning: two statements on same tabulation depth after if without curly brackets on line 123. Are you sure you want this?
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