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[–] [email protected] 136 points 7 months ago (7 children)

Immune system: I'm not here to keep you alive. I'm here to kill infections.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (3 children)

Ok, but I can't survive above 38.C for very long as well

I had a fever over 38 °C for a couple weeks once. It was fine, just hot.

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[–] [email protected] 61 points 7 months ago

My immune system this weekend: also, we have to eject everything from your body any way possible.

Me: …

My immune system: hope you didn’t eat spicy.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 7 months ago

I look at this more like "you'll die before I do, you bastards!"

[–] [email protected] 125 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Me: takes tylenol

Immune System:

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