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Turn up the heat (lemmy.world)
submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 136 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Immune system: I'm not here to keep you alive. I'm here to kill infections.

[–] [email protected] 58 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (3 children)

and other things I deem dangerous even though they're not (allergies)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

But you are a danger to yourself too.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

dont tell my body that, it will self-destruct

[–] [email protected] 23 points 7 months ago

Or things that keep you alive (organ transplants)

[–] [email protected] 35 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Oh no, a peanut, better close your airways!!

[–] [email protected] 25 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Oh shit, pollen? How about I fuck up your whole face.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago

THAT CAT HAS A GUN