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[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

That is definitely lasanyer, because no one makes lasagna with one giant sheet of pasta on the top and bottom.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

IANALasanyer

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

One who lasanyas.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Sounds like a giant robot from a Japanese anime.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Hands up who would still eat the lasanyer and wear the shoes 🤚

[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago

Bitch lasanyer

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago

Not the lasagna 😔

[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I used to be a delivery driver for a pizzaria. One night I got a really far delivery, like half an hour each way. I guess during that time the lasagna steamed the paper delivery bag, because I picked it up by the top (stupid) and made it three steps from my car before the lasagna fell out the bottom of the bag and exploded on this dudes driveway. Very sad.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Half an hour is a "really far" delivery? In the city I live, because of traffic, everything is about 20 minutes away, no matter the direction.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Then what happened? Was the customer understanding? Did you have to make the drive out again to replace it? What did your boss say?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

The customer was very understanding. I did drive out a second lasagna. Boss was angry, but he was always angry.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

At least, the carpet still intact!

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