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Next to the Capybara I would add the Tapir.
I see the Giant African bullfrog and the red eyed tree frog high up in there let's gooooo.
Create an F tier and place dogs there.
The jaguar (onça-pintada) should be higher. They are arguably the most powerful predators of the Americas. They can run up to 80 Km/h; they can climb trees; they have jaws strong enough to crush bones; they are proficient swimmers, being able to hunt prey in the water, including alligators; their roar is bone-shivering; they are stunning and iconic; they are important for the ecosystem balance. Note that while the jaguar may be phisically similar to the African leopard, the jaguar is faster and stronger, and a better swimmer.
Last I checked Grizzlies and other bears live in American continent so that rules out the most powerful. Yes all other big cats do the same thing, and they don't hunt alligators but caimans, alligators are too big. It's basically just a black version of other big cats.
The animal I talked about is called "onça-pintada". It's not necessarily black. It's the third biggest feline, being smaller than the tiger and the lion. It's the most powerful predator in Amazon rainforest. People often say it's the most powerful in the Americas, but they are wrong, then. I didn't know the english words for "onça-pintada" and "jacaré" and just put them in translator.
Jaguar
Jellyfish highly underrated imo
Not sure if I'm blind but elephant is not there, should be S+ minimum
Otherwise pretty good. Bee should be higher, depending on the type. Hornets are F- but actual pollination homies high up
Elephant is in S
And all bees sting tho
You - put bees up higher right this instant!!
Alright, I'll say this only once: move dolphins up to god tier right now or there will be consequences! (Namely that the tier list will be wrong)
No, no way, wife and kid-beaters and eel abusers
cw, sexual violence
I also remember reading a while ago, that they're one of the handful of species that commit gang rape. Like a group of males will headbutt a female into unconciousness.
apes in god tier
Everything you say is beautiful and true.
Monke
You are seriously underrating panthers, dolphins, and giraffes. You are overrating scorpions, chimps, and cassowaries, as well as orangutans, though I am loathe to admit it.
Dolphins are... yeah they were high on my list before I found out some things about them, look it up, Giraffes are mid/average, Panthers are just generic big cats so not special(check out black wolves for peak badassery). Scorpions are literally one of my trademark creatures, and no, apes and dinosaurs cannot be put high enough lmao
Dolphins are... yeah they were high on my list before I found out some things about them, look it up
Intelligent animals have a high degree of differentiated personalities and cultures. Some dolphins are really bad dudes, but that can't be generalized to all dolphins any more than [x bad act] can be generalized to all humans, or blaming fighting ring dogs for holding on to their conditioning. Dolphins raised in more pro-social environments will turn out more pro-social.
Octopi are also highly individual (though they don't really have cultures because they are solitary, unless their distributed intelligence interacting with itself counts as a culture) for the same reason.
apes and dinosaurs cannot be put high enough lmao
That said, if you are really worried about animals committing heinous acts of torture and sexual violence, I've got some absolutely dire news for you about chimps.
Male dolphins are like that in the wild, not that we train them like dogs.
Yes.
As for chimps, they are literally us 98% and same as humans where on one hand you have Castro and on the other Kissinger, every individual is different.
I'm going to become the joker. What you explained with chimps is literally exactly what I just explained to you with dolphins. They are highly individual.
Yes but apes are like far more smarter and close to us.
Triple S Unbeatable Always Best Tier: my cat
This post will cause the collapse of Lemmygrad...
What have you unleashed upon us, comrade?
The lower tiers are too empty for my liking. Need to take some away from the top and fill out the bottom. For balance purposes.
owls not being GOD tier is L take, also pigeons should be D tier you've clearly never had one shit on your head or food.
Funny thing is that it's exactly the reason I put them so low, just they didn't do that on head, but on car, places for sitting etc and when we were little, me and my brother tried to catch them since our grandpa and cousin like to prepare meals exactly like with chickens but they were always too fast and always escaped lmao.
Only reason for them not being in D is that I find the insects above too disgusting and had even worse experience with them lmao and bald eagle being bald eagle.
These creatures once shit on a bag of potato chips i had just opened.
Bruh💀
sino-soviet split weren't divisive as this list.
petition to barn kirby for trying to destroy unity in grad.
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