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Tonight in D&D: We preside over a peace talk between Dwarves and Shadar-Kai, I tell one ~~Evil~~ Morally Questionable pair of lesbians about another pair of ~~Evil~~ Morally Questionable pair of lesbians they can be friends with, and the possible benefits of said friendship.

We learn that the old Pope of Macho Man Randy Savage, who we thought was alive but in containment after being mind controlled by the Yellow Diamond, is actually dead and the current Pope of Macho Man Randy Savage is either controlled by, possessed by or working for an Arch Demon. Said new Macho Pope is also possibly the reason the followers of Macho Man Randy Savage are having trouble with their powers, and is not only in control of our Paladin's family fund but may have killed his parents, who were also supposed to be in containment.

This brings about long term effects of my original character, a Tabaxi Rogue, keeping a magic book out of the hands of a Tiefling Warlock Mob Boss (Who was the cousin of our Paladin), it falling into the hands of a party member who became a servant of this archdemon, dying and the archdemon getting a vendetta against out paladin.

And as the day comes to an end, my Eladrin's spring personality keeps from screaming, goes to her room with a drink, says a prayer and just spends time with her familiar.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I now want to make a Glory paladin from the Church of Macho Madness.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Well that's some wild shit.

What domains does Macho Man Randy Savage offer to clerics?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

From our campaign sheet, the Church of Macho Madness is Chaotic Good, Light Domain

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

RPGs as postmodern art. Smashes cup I like it. Another!