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When a real user uses the app (lemmy.ml)

submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Game makers should hire me to test their maps, if there's a spot where I can get 100% stuck no matter what, you bet your shiny metal ass I'll find it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

Me and dumb compact design blueprints on Dyson Sphere Program. I've had to tear parts of builds down an embarrassing amount of times to get unstuck because of the way hitboxes on refactionators and a few other buildings work in close proximity.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 6 months ago

I once deleted system32.....That's when I began calling the shots.

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