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Actually, it's probably Yahoo's search engine
I have a very early memory of being showed a grey web page with just a list of blue hyperlinks, extremely rudimentary. I think it was an early form of Yahoo! search.
The first thing I remember doing on the web unsupervised was looking up cheat codes for N64 games on Ask Jeeves.
I don't know what the very first thing was back when I didn't yet have internet and could only use it when visiting my uncle who did.
But I remember the first site I visited after I had internet myself. I went on the Cartoon Network site to play some of the games they had.
I liked star trek as a kid, so my dad would download me, I think usenet, messages from a boards discussing it. But he didn't want me overwhelmed, so maybe only 30 messages a day I could read after school, so I'd get random snippets of people arguing whether Kirk or Picard was better, or discussing the difference in klingons between the two series.
When we got internet for the first time when I was a kid, and I immediately went to the cartoonnetwork website because it was shown on TV between cartoons.
I also remember that there was a vote held between a number of cartoons, and the one to receive the most votes would be shown 24h after the vote. I voted for my favorite one (some girl that secretly travels with some aliens on missions after school or something) and I realized that I could just vote again. So I voted like 100 times haha. Don't know whether it was my doing, but that cartoon was being shown the whole day after the voting ended.
Heh, my first site was also Cartoon Network. And I remember the voting too, we had them in my country too. I can't recall if I ever voted myself, but I remember some of the 24 hours days. Sometimes I loved it when it was a show I liked and sometimes I would be like "Well what do I watch today now?" if I wasn't a fan.
I vaguely remember watching someone demonstrate email around 1989 or so. It sounded like a way to send messages that very few people could read, in a very difficult way, over a very expensive long phone call. Instead of a letter or phone call. Crazy.
But first contact? Maybe 1993, using a dialup BBS at a local library. I noticed it could launch some sort of browser at a link list with a ton of topics.
Also, some FTP sites. Trying to sneakernet some software home over Kermit transfers and floppies. Didn't succeed most of the time.
There was a Usenet client with even more reading. I'm not sure if there was even an IRC client or did that come later, but some people were playing MUDs. There was an email client as well, and that started to make a little more sense.
It was a keyhole view into a bigger world. And it would only keep growing.
Yoshitopia messageboard, probably. Obviously wasn't the very first thing I ever did online, but it must have been an early find.
Oh god, or signing up for e-mail at Garfield.com. The web during the dot-com boom was weird.
Oo.. In ICQ voice
"Under Construction" gif and blinking fucking html.
But really it was "connecting to 087762534 BEEEEEEEEEEE BEEE BEEEE BEEEEEEBEAOOOOOOKSCSHSCSHSVSHSHSVSVSVSHSVSVSVSVSVACHSHHHHSHHHSHSCSCHHHSHSHSHSHSHH..."
Though that was audio.
I can still tell you if the connection is gonna be successful by hearing it.
Easy! It makes for a pretty fun mobile ring signal btw. I get a lot of laughs with that one. :)
I think it was when my friend showed me how to ping google.com in the Ubuntu Terminal. My first ever OS was Ubuntu but I didn't used the magical Internet very Mich back then.
Definitely some sort of Christmas Santa whatever 3D animation on yt that made me feel uncomfortable. That was back when my parents thought I was too young to explore the internet on my own. Couldn't tell you what video it was because that's too much work for my brain sinc that was around 2008 if I remember correctly.
Stick fights and blue waffle/lemon party/hamster dance.
One of these things is not like the other.
Super fly
Excite.com accessed on a sega dreamcast. I would email my now wife who lived out of state from the dreamcast on her web tv. Both of us using hotmail. Excite.com and yahoo.com seemed to be de rigeur at the time.
That sounds like all those companies came together and wrote a feel good christmas ad for how their products bring people together.
The dancing baby
My high school mass media teacher thought it was the greatest thing ever. Looking back, that experience should've told me exactly what the internet would become.
I hated it instantly, and I KNEW what Internet would become.
I was not disappointed. I mean, I was, desperately, but you know what I'm sayin.
Hmm. I guess the PointerPointer website? You might have guessed, I'm not very old.
Depends on what you mean by online. If anything internet related counts, it was e-mails I got from teachers at university. That was totally new at the time and only people in computer science and related courses had access.
My first multimedia experience was with Usenet. The internet access was from a terminal account on a UNIX host. I had to telnet into that from a Windows machine (3.1 had just come out). There was this post in several parts named "cute girl getting it up the ass". I had to download all the posts as text files, stitch them together in an editor and uudecode the whole thing. Then i had to ftp it to the Windows machine and install a JPEG viewer on that (similar procedure). Then i could finally open the Jpeg, which took about a minute on that machine. The girl wasn't actually that cute.
I never figured out those binary files. Such a gyp every time. I can't masturbate to that!
uudecode for the win! But yeah, took me quite a while to figure that out too. Especially tricky when you have to do it all with one hand!
The first Internet thing I remember actually doing is my friend helping me sign up for my first email account, on Hotmail... In high school computer lab, so it must have been 96 or 97.
I do remember reading about the Internet and trying to find a way to connect from home on our Packard Bell... But we were remote... It would have been some extreme long distance bills..
Dial up modem sound. Followed by the AOL portal site.
I didn't know what a URL was, so I was stuck with going through the kids section of the site, which I believe was a webcrawler that grabbed sites that had games on them. That was pretty much the internet for me.
What you need my friend, is a web portal!
Does the screaming and screeching of dial-up modems count?
Honestly the original Runescape is probably among the first things I used internet for
EDIT: Oh! Also Stickdeath
I might be an odd one out here. By the time I was forming memories the internet age was well underway.
The first thing that I can remember was some old flash game about guiding a worm through a maze.
That game was unforgiving, tiny me had to be on point with their trackpad movements.
Questionable pictures from a BBS. Must have been around 1990.
Earliest I remember?… searching for “Mario 64 tips & tricks” in the Internet Café on Yahoo and printing a novel length convoluted “cheat” to unlock Luigi
Bembo's Zoo (defunct): https://bemboszoo.com/
It was an interactive website with animal animations for each letter of the alphabet. The animals were made from the letters.
- Archive (non-interactive): https://web.archive.org/web/20000816172409/http://www.bemboszoo.com/
- Blog post about the site: https://soundeffects.fandom.com/wiki/Bembo%27s_Zoo_(Websites)
- YouTube demo play-through: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzbp-UPs5lw
Here is an alternative Piped link(s):
https://www.piped.video/watch?v=kzbp-UPs5lw
Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.
I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.
i remember going on some kind of video game tips website that had user submitted tips. The only one i remember was someone saying that if you did some like, crazy amount of fights in Super Smash Bros 64, you could unlock Goku
I was like 5: I typed in yahoo.com, searched “pop” because it was the only word I could think of at that moment.
Earliest interesting thing: I played the old flash game where you get X-ray glasses and you look at people’s junk when I was like 6.
Probably Yahoo. I had dialup in the 90s and Yahoo was the gold standard for search.
I remember trying Ask Jeeves later, but always went back to Yahoo when it inevitably failed to find what I wanted.
I played a ton of Yahoo games and remember getting into their "gambling" games as a kid (mostly blackjack, but also holdem on occasion). I would play at night when my parents were asleep because I want allowed to tie up the phone line during the day unless I headed to for school.
I remember setting up actual black jack games during recess in high school. I would be bank, and the other kids would play. I made decent money before the games got busted by the teachers.
I also brewed hooch in my locker.
Yes, I am very proud of who I was then and now.
We did something similar, but with a game called "13" in high school, but we played in Biology class and during lunch (we didn't have recess in high school) when we finished early.
My brother also sold candy bars in middle and high school from his locker. He'd go to Costco to stock up, then sell for double, then rinse and repeat. A bit more same than your hooch ;)
Yahooligans was elite.
Porn lol
Some pictures loading pixel by pixel, first in very large pixels, then a bid smaller, in finer resolution, and by the time the smallest pixels start to appear, you are already finished.
BBSes. My first modem was for my Commodore 64. All you could connect to were Bulletin Board Services which were simply someone else's computer that was running software. Usually you would get some sort of menu if options when you connected.
CompuServe came not too long after that probably on an 8088 or 386 PC.