Whoa, I was born at some point π€―
this post was submitted on 08 Apr 2024
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What about a midvert bien under the sign of the bees ?
The bot revolution has begun, they're meming at us now
Got 4 out of 5.
3 out of 5 reporting in. still hoping for the day when i can think a thought
Always better to vet thoughts when they come so only the best ones make it out.
My mom mentioned she could see the stars from the pickup truck I was born in, so pretty sure I am technically sign of the bees, but this astrology stuff is such bullshit. I don't have a few friends.
Iβm having a terrible day today but itβs probably just because Bees are in retrograde
Wrong kind of tree! Wrong kind of tree!
7 things to look for in a Bees partner. Number 3 will shock you!
Sounds exactly like my mate Sergio from Rio.
Oh my gods. That describes me to a T.
Me too. Looks like we were born under the same sign. We are βsign-brosβ.
Jokes on you I was born under the bees and I have no friends. Checkmate, astrologists.
Immediately disappointed with that one flaw.
- has 0 or more friends
There we go
What about me? I have -1 friends
Aww Hjala you divided them by zero or something
If the dev made the assumption that you are your own friend, but did not want to count yourself, so subtracted 1 (yourself) from the friend counter, you would have -1 friends in case you hated yourself.
Sources: me.
For clarification: having an enemy is not enough to be qualified as a negative friend.
You have to have a friend who is entirely a drain on you and provides you with absolutely zero positive benefit to being friends with them.
Fucking check βοΈ
Slowly learning to build positive influences in my life, out growing abusive patterns isn't easy.
Ah crap, now I have to make a spreadsheet..