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guess anon’s a fucking idiot then
Summoning Salt is legit!
That girls name?
Matt Turk.
speedrunned that date and then speed ran away
Summoning Salt videos are so goddamn hypnotic. It's like zen crack for my brain.
Poser, bet she plays candy crush.
I’d watch a SummoningSalt video on Candy Crush speed running records
I'd watch a summoning salt video on speedrunning buying crack behind train stations
Fuck crack. I want to see 4-MMC.
Speedrunning buying 4-MMC behind train station is gonna be tough tho
In America? Impossible. Can't even get that on the DNM.