Can't wait for the 94% unemployed to raid the banks and eat the Bankers.
this post was submitted on 07 Apr 2024
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AI will remove 41% of execs, say 100% of people who know what AI is.
Lol, this is how you enshitify the workforce.
🎵Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb🎶
“41% of execs display anomalous sexual prowess, 9” dongs thought to play a role.”
My money is on cyberdongs
It’ll reduce the workforce from well-remunerated professionals who perform tasks to a larger number of disposable minimum-wage labourers who clean up botshit.
Pretty sure the entire Republican party and the ruling class they serve just orgasmed at that thought.
Bye bye middle management!
But seriously, work will always expand to the available workforce. That's why there are so many stupid industries. They always tank during a resession, but other industries will expand to use excess labor.
If it isn't yet, AI will be calling the shots on the actual money owners (those big investment companies like Blackrock). Invest here, invest there, demand more from elsewhere. Said AI will then dictate who should be appointed CEO, director, etc, because it will be asked to name "a human" and little Timmy McMeritocracy, son of a high up elsewhere, needs his first job, nevermind that putting an AI in his place would be more profitable.
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