Really, we’re doing this now? Posting fucking screenshots of fucking Reddit? Fuck off
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would you react the same way if this was a twitter screenshot?
Yup
Or a Mastodon screenshot?
Doesn't look feverish...
Well, would you look at the time? I'm late for my... walking ten miles in one direction appointment!
What do you want for dinner?
I can never keep track of all of her friend's names anyway, so I wouldn't know who she was talking about.
“She hasn’t mentioned anything. Hey Ashley is the temperature in here ok for you?”
My wife asked me if I thought an actress on television was pretty, I simply told her they don't put ugly people on tv
Also safe AF 👍.
From my experince, any answer that doesn't directly confirm or deny is a safe answer.
Look at GF for a few seconds Then say ‘Babe, we need to talk’
The only right answer is:
"I mean she's not my top pick of your friends for a threesome, but if you can't talk Ashley into it then yeah I guess she's fine."
"Yeah! Are you gonna ask her out or nah?"