I can’t help but think of this “Straight Man Fashion” video when I see this picture. https://youtube.com/shorts/80w3SyCai2o
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If people that looked like this showed up at my door, they'd be looking down the barrel of a shotgun. These morons are going to get shot.
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Just judging by the cover, my guess is that this album sucks.
"You see your honor, they were wearing ski masks, and I've been taught by Hollywood that a group of people wearing ski masks in the middle of the day with a black van means they are up to no good. So I took it to my own hands to shoot these motherfuckers down."
Yea these guys don't look like law enforcement. They gonna get shot if its my turn cause these look like bad guys just kidnapping fools.
You know what, that probably would stand in court. "I saw some random dudes in masks attempting to kidnap a woman so I intervened."
If they wanna look like a some random thug they'll have to accept thug consequences.
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Look how wide that dude's stance is. Fucking loser. What a bunch of big tough guys with masks. Show your faces, and be proud of your actions bitches.
Edit: It's giving:
Well. If there's nothing identifying them as an arm of the state, it's legal to shoot them in self defense should they try to kidnap you. You can also say that the law doesn't matter anymore as the US government is flagrantly violating it but that also means that the law no longer has legitimacy as the government is breaking it's end of the social contract. Therefore, normal morality in the absence of law applies which says that self defense is legitimate.
Libertarianism at last. We made it boys. Rand Paul can be seen wanking it furiously on his front lawn.
Nah, Rand is afraid to go outside, where his neighbor will beat him up because he's such a dickhead.
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Has anyone actually confirmed that those guys are actually ICE? Because they look like I could pretend to be ICE and get away with it.
There are already reports that people are committing crimes disguised like this, and I'm starting to think that's part of the strategy.
They know they cheated to get into power, and they don't have nearly the support that they claim to have. They know they don't have enough trained manpower to suppress the national mob that will arise when the Tipping Point happens. By establishing that this is the "uniform" of their "Enforcers," ANYONE can align with them by embracing their ideology, no joining or training necessary.
Eventually, we will have volunteers joining them in their assaults on protesters, zip-tying their neighbors and dropping them off at the local ICE facility, and eventually just organizing their own little ICE Militias, and the government will be just fine with all of that.
Appears brown shirts weren't in stock at Kohl's
Brown shirts are so mid-20th century. This is the 21st century, were in the future! It's Red Hats now.
Remember: Red Hat spelled sideways is Hatred.
But this is America, always has been
Everybody should always call the cops if they ever see this anywhere at anytime. That's insane.
The cops? You sure that's a great idea for a brown person?
This is actually the right move.
Literally find a payphone, pick it up, call 911 and say there's a group of dangerous looking masked individuals at (name of location), and I'm scared that it's not safe here.
Then immediately drop the phone and walk away. It seems rude but if you hang up or stop responding the correct action on the 911 operators side is to expect the worst and literally send everyone to that location, lights and sirens.
To help them shoot at you?
4chan summer camp
There's bound to actually be free candy in one of those damn unmarked vans.
Is that like Murphy's razor?
Anything that can be true is likely to be true at least once, and at the worst possible moment?
Just bad advice we give all middle schoolers. If at first you don't succeed, try try again.
If these people approached me I would shoot.