I think they'd plaster our loved ones' coffins with adverts if they could.
this post was submitted on 06 Apr 2024
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they would but it would probably be exclusive to colonoscopy equipment ads for Drs.
In some places proctology isn't what it was.
I recently added some Taiwanese porn sites to my wank rotation. And while some of it is good, many studios have this annoying habit of putting temporary tattoos of adverts on the performers' bodies, usually on an asscheek and on the lower abdomen. I can't read the ads, but I'm pretty sure they are for gambling websites.
What the flying fuck?
Yeah, it's really gross. Totally ruins the mood for me. Fortunately they're not hard to avoid
Bruce Bethke, the guy who actually invented cyberpunk and wrote the story Cyberpunk, wrote a book Head Crash. In which the VR hotsuit includes a "ProctoProdยฎ" for bass. Bruce's predictions have turned out more accurate than anyone else's.
That would be shit!
Eventually but it is already ass
You can bet your ass they would.
Heck, they would shove them in your dreams if they can (and they will, using neuralink lol); and then find crevices on the laws to navigate through, like crabs side-walking to move forward.
There's not much viewership, so it better be cheap. That's the only problem, though, if you're advertising the right product.
There are 100% branded butt plugs out there.
Fart jingles.
*ba da bu ba ba ^double arches^
New timeline plot for the bidet...
the fuck?! my Throne of Thor has HDMI?!
But if they did this where would we keep our spatulas?
You've never seen dildos with the company name on them? They exist.
Introducing the Smart Pipe. Smart Pipe is a registered sex offender.
โItโs morse code!โ
They need to siphon more data before they start the targeted advertising.
no because you can't see up your ass
But other people can. It's all about the target audience. You would actually get paid, to show ads in your ass, when someone has a clear view into it. People with ads up their asses are just the medium to deliver the ads.
Companies would, and have, killed people just to make an extra cent. Of course they'd do this.
The capitalism system is design to maximize and prioritize profit above everything else, and will do it if there's no resistance.
If put ads inside peoples' ass increases profits, companies would try for sure.
This orgasam brought to you by Johnson and Johnson
I mean, branding is a thing too. You don't see J&J slapping their name on porn sites either, even though that's a cheap form of advertising with massive impression numbers.
The orgasams are gonna be wild
They already shove ads down our throats, so it's not a big stretch of imagination to say that yes, they would totally stick ads up our arse is they could.
They would and it would be the first time you loved ads.
If you look at your poop in the toilet, then yes they will put ads in your anus. The ads would of course come out with your turds.
Would they be like a sticker on the turd with the message, or more like a 3d printed brown thing?
Embedded into cheap food that then becomes an ad in your toilet. But for a โproโ subscription you can shit without ads
I read that with an extra "i"
In which case, yes if they can then sell you the drugs you'd need for the rest of your life.
It's like coca-cola + insulin, from a financial perspective , complementary investments.
"Your poo will be back, after this word from our sponsors"
When the benefits outweigh the costs they'll do.
Directal TV
Only if the ad was sexually transmitted.
There is ads in public toilet, so sure, they'll put ads anywhere.
There is even toilet paper with ads on it. Does that count as "ads in our anuses"?
Depends on how far you push it in.
I usually push mine a bit beyond the sigmoid boundary - would that count?
Probably not, but they'd definitely patent the method.