My wife is a pastry chef and her iPhone holes are full of flour. Is disgusting.
this post was submitted on 06 Apr 2024
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The fuck is this about
It's about making you click
I have no idea except in my head I’ve decided it’s about Eurovision.
It seems like alternatively you could cross the border to some other country and not have to do this anymore. Slovakia gets all the breaks.
What real life event is this referencing?
Aubergine Sunday.
It's now Saturday. What happened to those who forgot to do this?!?
They died...
Oh jeez.
Could have been worse
to shreds you say...
What's happening on Saturday
That's when they send the mind control sound. If you don't destroy all the speakers by then, you will be under their control.
Ah yes, the mind control sound.
Stab stab stabby stab stability stab.
Friendly reminder to not use pokey thing into those grills, use a mounting putty, stick it on there and be satisfied when you pull it off. Same thing if you have wireless earbuds where one ear is a different volume.
How do I solve a territorial dispute over who owns the one thunderbolt charger when there used to be two?
Are you in the US? Then either guns or lawsuit
I thought I was just going deaf.
Both can be true!
You seem like a glass-half-full kind of person.
Pretty accurate, but I would say a realistic nerd with an audiologist sister-in-law
Ár jů e VíPíeN jůzr ór uan of d hendfl of Čeks eraund hýr?
English written in the czech orthography is cursed and i hate it
Dérizen intájr sabredyt dedykejtyd tu Ingliš rytn in véryjus kérsd órtogrefís: ár-sleš-JuropijanSpeling. Nou Lemy eltérnetyf karntly exisc esfárezáj nou.
I understand using alternative orthographies (hell, i was into Shavian for a while) but this one feels weird
Ic vanhándryd prsent ledžit, jůken veryfáj it uis e text-tu-spíč endžin. Uoc rong uisit? Ic very klouz tu Letyn, uič is uér dý alfabet kamz from, end eds ekjůts end ryngs (´°) fór longr vauls, end kerons (ˇ) fór softr konzonenc not evejlebl in d bejsik alfabet. Dí órtogrefy is ólmoust fuly fonetik sou ic ízi tu rýd rytn Ček. Ic uej hárdr dý adr uej bikozov houmounymik pérs lájk i/y, mě/mně, bě/bje etsetera, not tu menšn d horendusli dyfiklt gremr.
Ajem tejkin sam librty uis spejsis bikoz sam uorc blend tugedr in spoukn Ingliš enyuej. Ajkud kýp dabljůz bat dej árnt jůzd in nejtyv uórdz sou áj ryplejs dem uit jůz.
Já jsem cizinec.
Sou e forýn nešnelity bat in d Ček Rypablik? Ezen expet óron vekejšn? Ór džast jůzink e Ček proxy sérvis lájke VíPíeN?
Americký expat
Yeah, I know three such people, all various academics in Prague. There are barely any cities further east that are so welcoming to people like you. Other than the school shooting last Christmas, we don't really have much against American culture taking roots.
I've worked in pretty much every CEE country and usually many cities in each of them the last 24 years and really can't say I ever felt unwelcome, even in places you'd think might be less welcoming like smaller cities in Russia. There are certainly places that are easier to get around but I really can't say I've ever felt truly unsafe or unwelcome even when making questionable decisions. Of course shitty individuals exist anywhere, but I can't say I've run into more here than I have in the states.
even when making questionable decisions
Well, unfortunately Prague is also quite full of scammers that will take advantage of your situation. I'm sure you've been told to be careful when exchanging money and riding taxis.
I've lived here for 24 years, I'm not a tourist ;-)
I'm amazed at just how easily I read that. Good work!
Stab your speaker.
Just hit it with a hammer.
Vampire iPhone, stake through the CPU
Has anyone clicked these to see what we must do?
Once out of curiosity.
It's usually an ad ridden article with AI vomit to make it really long that eventually tells you there's a point update in iOS.
Instructions seem quite clear- pierce your speaker with a toothpick.
Instructions unclear: I have ruptured my eardrum with 1840s style compass
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