The thing is when you get out at 4 pm to wait a bit for the first buses. Forget about cars.
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Serena in the back freezing when the others are just looking cool. Funny screen cap.
This is why they are also tell you the license plate number.
I don't need to know what a Honda Whatever looks like to know that if the licence plate and my app both say "ABC123", that's my uber.
My uber is a white Toyota camry? So helpful, there definitely aren't 7 of them parked outside the club each waiting for their uber rider and or kidnap victim.
the model, and especially the colour, are good ways to narrow down what youre looking for at a glance. then check the license plate.
I don't know my colors, so I just stop every car I see and read the license plate
I haven't used uber or any similar app that much, but the times I have they all have pictures of the car right there so you can easily identify them.
While swiping their Android iPhone 20
I feel like I get the joke, but I'd like it explained in hopes that it's better than what I think it is.
You def get it Ur blasted, leaving the club at close with yo best bitches, and you’re responsible so you get ya ride. The app says ya ride is a Kia Chevy Juke and y’all’s abs cooked but one of yous is tryin hard cause you n yo best bitches don’t wanna get kidnapped Also you hit the club in March so it’s cold af at 4 am
But what if someone's dissin' ya fly girl?
Do people really talk like this?
Yes. The Tower of Babel ain't done with us yet.
I need some sort of school English translation of that
I'm certain you understand, you are intoxicated, departing from the entertainment establishment before it closes, and you are responsible so you take it's upon yourself to secure safe, sober transport home. The application you use to order the ride informs you that your designated driver will arrive in a "Kia Chevy Juke". Despite being absolutely incapable of clear thought, you, or another member of your party is trying very hard to ensure you all enter the correct vehicle to avoid potential danger from nefarious individuals. Also, you have chosen to partake in this activity in a cold time of year, and as it is 4 o'clock in the morning, you are all quite cold.
This was very clear. Thanks friend
The joke is trying to id an Uber
Do they put incorrect car names?
People just don't know what they look like
It’s like the Mercedez Audi Malibu