Jokes on you, my team are bots
this post was submitted on 03 Apr 2024
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One of my favorite CS memories was on LAN at quakecon.
1v10. The enemy team just killed 9 of us. I'm the last person up. Demolished them. A couple close moments, but caught almost everyone of them in 1v1s.
After I kill 10 people in a single fucking round, on LAN mind you, some prick on their team types "lucky" in all chat.
I was fucking furious.
So sure enough the very next round my team gets shit on. 1v10 again. I, again, wipe the fucking floor with them. 10 down.
I just stood up and screamed.
[Throws nade at feet]
This is why that last helldiver reinforce lasts so long
This happened ONCE in my favor and was my most-memorable CS moment. It was 1v1, so everyone was watching. I switched to knife, stalked the guy from behind, gained on him painfully slowly while he ran, knifed him, chat erupted. Literally the only time I ever managed that kind of kill, too. Pretty sure I was in high school. God, I'm so old.
bruh the only way i managed to kill anyone in cs was by desperately shooting and hoping that someone gets caught in the crossfire
I had installed CS globally in the school network (I was a TA in the networking class, and the teacher was the IT admin for the entire district so I had access to some crazy shit), and we were playing once after school in the network lab, the game was down to a 1v1 against the two worst players in the group. At one point they both backed into the same room, touching each other and then perfectly turning so that they never actually looked at and saw each other. It was like a pack of Hyenas showed up we were all laughing so hard.
Those days were literally the best. We also did CS in our computer lab (we all hauled in our giant CRT monitors), but the highlight for me was Day of Defeat.
That image is from 3 games ago, a bit too deep fried even for a shitpost
You're a bit too deep fried even for a shitpost. Some of us haven't played in awhile.
I am pretty fried.
Deepfried isn't even what I wanted to say (this isn't a deepfried meme, but yall know what I meant).